Dog Property Laws

If I decide I like it, it's mine.

If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

If I had it a while ago, it's mine.

If it looks like mine, it's mine.

If I can take it off you, it's mine.

If it's mine, it can never be yours.

If you have it and put it down, it's now mine.

If I see it first, it's mine.

If I've slobbered on it, it's mine.

If it used to belong to you, get over it. It's now mine.

If it's broken, it's yours.